3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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