I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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