At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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