then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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