I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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