Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
A bitchslap is in order.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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