you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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