Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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