Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I am naked and annoyed.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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