Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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