No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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