Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I think a kid would responsible me up
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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