god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I would ride that face into the sunset
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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