chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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