Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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