Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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