I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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