Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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