Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
3pm strippers are depressing
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I currently don't understand fingers.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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