"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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