I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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