69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
