So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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