At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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