1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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