wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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