i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She announced her abortion via fbk
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I need a burrito and a hug.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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