let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
