the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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