we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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