is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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