Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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