What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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