Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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