so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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