Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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