Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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