Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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