My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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