is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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