Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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