so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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