They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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