I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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