I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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