Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
