You work out of a Hotel?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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