I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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