He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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