he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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