we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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