good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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