I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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